“It’s not littering,” she said, “if it originally came from the earth anyway.”
“What didn’t originally come from the earth?” I countered.
“Oh, touché,” she said with a vicious smile.
When we finally arrived there, I asked what she planned to do.
“Keep you here until this little eggshell breaks,” she said.
I laughed, “you mean morning?”
She looked at me sternly. “No, I mean death.”